With the offseason being slow and all and not much news happening around our beloved NHL Franchise (*cough* sign Philippe Myers), Orange and Black Pack’s Mikey D (@MikeyD_OandBP) and myself decided to take to Twitter to have an interesting exchange and definitely one that you haven’t seen before.
In the meantime, as we all wait for the Flyers to trade for Patrik Laine and Johnny Gaudreau (Don’t worry, it’s gonna happen, Chucky has Western Canada right where we want them). Feel free to kick your feet up, relax, sit by the fire and drink some hot chocolate (or spiked eggnog, what have you) as you read through this hypothetical exchange of the Philadelphia Flyers sharing a meal together.
Disclaimer: This was 100% spontaneous and in no way planned, but damn it sure looks like it was. We got some gold in here, folks. Enjoy.
It all started when I posted this:
I wonder if Sean Couturier likes to butter both sides of his toast or only one.
He’s a pretty ambitious guy, I would assume both sides.
— Johnny (Flyers) Hockey (@FlyersJohnny) November 21, 2020
And then, Mikey took over and the rest was history!
And I bet he dips it in the egg yolk.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Laughton eats his toast last. The psycho.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Marmalade. Gotta love the bits of rind & pulp.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Just starts yelling, “CAHTAH HOT SAUCE!”
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
My preference? Frank’s, but I won’t turn down Tabasco. Sriracha is trash.
JVR likes Sriracha.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Konecny in the corner eating one dozen hard boiled eggs, but no one saw him or anybody boiling them.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Sanheim, wearing just socks, slips on the hardwood floor, and crepes are everywhere.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Provorov’s curling an air fryer & Keurig.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Nobody knows who Pouliot is or how he got here, or why he’s asking “When’s brunch?”
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Pitlick announces his Uber’s arrived, so he shoves a Pop Tart in his mouth and ball taps Vigneault on his way out, forcing AV to drop his Bloody Mary on Aube-Kubel’s head… who was on the floor… eating crepes.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
Braun’s shouting at Konecny from the powder room to come take a look at the shit he just took and “don’t be a little bitch!” Ryanne, who was just trying to enjoy her poached egg over smoked salmon, overhears this & leaves the room disgusted—Claude & baby in tow.
— Mikey D, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼🏴☠️ (@MikeyD_OandBP) November 21, 2020
I couldn’t help but throw a jab at JVR, sue me.
Frost, with worry and concern on his face, stands up and hesitates back and forth if he should follow Claude out. Claude was his ride home.
— Johnny (Flyers) Hockey (@FlyersJohnny) November 21, 2020
Sam Morin enters the room, slaps Ghost’s ass and says, “you could use a nickel’s worth, junior.” He then slips on Beezer’s banana peel and is now out for six months.
— Johnny (Flyers) Hockey (@FlyersJohnny) November 21, 2020
Kevin Hayes leans over to Oskar and asks “what did the one nut say to the other nut”, Hayes giggles and says “Im gonna Cashew.” Oskar freaks out and loves the joke. Hayes proceeds to throw cashews at Oskar. The chaos is too loud, Therrien knows there are people inside.
— Johnny (Flyers) Hockey (@FlyersJohnny) November 21, 2020
aaaaaaand *scene*.
Had a ton fun during this conversation. Make sure to give @MikeyD_OandBP a follow on Twitter and be sure to follow Orange and Black Pack as they make their return to social media. Let us know which tweet was your favorite in the comments!
Strap in Flyers fans, not much longer until the season starts. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, Flyers fans!
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Image Credit to: Imgur.com
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